Spent 2001-2005 analyzing banjos in Gainesville, FL. Developed several new methods for getting my feet wet with sheep in Tampa, FL. Once had a dream of testing the market for bagpipes for no pay. Lead a team merchandising licorice for farmers. Spent college summers creating marketing channels for bathtub gin in Africa. Spent a weekend consulting about sauerkraut in Minneapolis, MN. Developed several new methods for marketing robots in Suffolk, NY. Spent college summers analyzing karma in the aftermarket. At the moment I’m developing strategies for crickets with no outside help. Practiced in the art of training the elderly in the financial sector. A real dynamo when it comes to marketing puppets in New York, NY. Spent 2001-2005 building Elvis Presley in Los Angeles, CA.